"You picka my up, pease?" The most often heard Bearism, and one of my favorites! Snuggle time!
"What you do-nen?" Full disclosure, Bear now can say "doing". Thus the prompt to write some of these things down before they are gone forever!
"Peese get in it?" This one cracks me up, because most often Bear is asking to get in a fire truck or a train from a book we are reading. After I tell him to get in it, he pushes his head or some other part of his body into the book and makes the siren or train sound effect.
"What dis is?" 2-year-old grammar. Got to love it.
"I nee pwy-ba-cy." Bear is convinced he can go to the bathroom 100% independently. Why on earth would he need a grown-up to help?
"That's the biggest ______ eber!" Fill in the blank with crash, truck, pancake, whatever catches his eye.
"A big boom crash? A big boom crash pease?" This is Bear's way of asking if he can knock something over.
"Hey, dat aweshome, mama." :)
"Big loud?" This one refers to a toilet flushing. Loud noises are about the only thing that scare Bear right now and automatically flushing toilets near the top of his fear factor list. That and automatic hand dryers. Rule of thumb: go to the bathroom before leaving the house, because public bathrooms are pretty much a terrifying situation.
Bear switches around eyes and ears, see and hear. When we are sitting at the table eating breakfast, Bear hears some birds outside and says, "I see dat biwd." or "I see dat siwen." After turning on the light in the morning he says, "That too bwight! Too bwight my ears."
"I dweam about cow, no I dweam about howse." Every morning I ask the boys if they had any dreams. Every morning, Bear tells me about a cow. This morning he mixed it up, though, and changed it to a horse.
"dge-mmm-dge, Jesus, Amen!" Bear's infamous 1.8 second prayer. Quick mumbling, and a loud Jesus Amen!
I have the most darling 2 year old ever.
"What you do-nen?" Full disclosure, Bear now can say "doing". Thus the prompt to write some of these things down before they are gone forever!
"Peese get in it?" This one cracks me up, because most often Bear is asking to get in a fire truck or a train from a book we are reading. After I tell him to get in it, he pushes his head or some other part of his body into the book and makes the siren or train sound effect.
"What dis is?" 2-year-old grammar. Got to love it.
"I nee pwy-ba-cy." Bear is convinced he can go to the bathroom 100% independently. Why on earth would he need a grown-up to help?
"That's the biggest ______ eber!" Fill in the blank with crash, truck, pancake, whatever catches his eye.
"A big boom crash? A big boom crash pease?" This is Bear's way of asking if he can knock something over.
"Hey, dat aweshome, mama." :)
"Big loud?" This one refers to a toilet flushing. Loud noises are about the only thing that scare Bear right now and automatically flushing toilets near the top of his fear factor list. That and automatic hand dryers. Rule of thumb: go to the bathroom before leaving the house, because public bathrooms are pretty much a terrifying situation.
Bear switches around eyes and ears, see and hear. When we are sitting at the table eating breakfast, Bear hears some birds outside and says, "I see dat biwd." or "I see dat siwen." After turning on the light in the morning he says, "That too bwight! Too bwight my ears."
"I dweam about cow, no I dweam about howse." Every morning I ask the boys if they had any dreams. Every morning, Bear tells me about a cow. This morning he mixed it up, though, and changed it to a horse.
"dge-mmm-dge, Jesus, Amen!" Bear's infamous 1.8 second prayer. Quick mumbling, and a loud Jesus Amen!
I have the most darling 2 year old ever.
Love love love these!!!
ReplyDeleteWe share the fear of loud noises and public bathrooms, flushing especially...scares N very much.