Another Home Run

Telltale signs of a bad day.

You start making snickerdoodles and then remember that you have no eggs.  And then later you make corn bread.

You come home from work at 10:30 and put on sweats.  For the rest of the day your two-year old reminds you of this.  "Mama, clothes?  Put on clothes, Mama?"

That same two-year old cries every time Barney stops singing and you have to talk over the wailing to let him know that Barney started singing again. 

A certain four-year old dumped a bucket of dirt, leaves, and sticks on his little brother's head.  All you mamas out there that have kids with Caucasian hair, I know you are thinking, "oh well, boys will be boys".  Mamas who have kids with AA hair feel me and know this can change your entire evening plans.

 I read this today and laughed out loud multiple times.  I'm posting the link, but also coping and pasting it, because I know how it goes.  If you have had a home run day as well you simply can not be bothered to click a link.  (Thanks for posting, Jana!)

46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out

Jason Good

 

Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.
His sock is on wrong.
His lip tastes salty.
His shirt has a tag on it.
The car seat is weird.
He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
Someone touched his knee.
He’s not allowed in the oven.
I picked out the wrong pants.
His brother looked at him.
His brother didn’t look at him.
His hair is heavy.
We don’t understand what he said.
He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
He wants to get out of the car by himself.
The iPad has a password.
His sleeve is touching his thumb.
He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
The inside of his nose stinks.
Chicken is gross.
A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
I gave him the wrong blue crayon.
The gummi vitamin is too firm.
Netflix is slow.
He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
He’s not allowed to touch fire.
Everything is wrong with his coat.
There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.
A shoe should fit either foot.
I asked him a question.
His brother is talking.
He can’t lift a pumpkin.
He can’t have my keys.
The cat is in his way.
The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.
The inside of his cheek feels rough.
Things take too long to cook.
He has too much food in his mouth.
He sneezed.
He doesn’t know how to type.
The DustBuster is going to eat him.
His mom is taking a shower.
Someone knocked over his tower.
He got powdered sugar on his pants.
The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.
EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.