Superman's got a game show mode. He carries around a microphone and asks riddles or has you ask him questions, because he knows all the answers. Of course.
S: "l..l..l Starts with a l"
Me: "lemon?"
"no, it's flatter"
"a lid?"
"nope. It's bumpy and smooth."
"lettuce?"
"Yep!"
Sometimes he has real comical answers to my questions.
Me: "Why do fish live in water?"
S: "Because they don't have feet."
I also asked him what adoption meant and he gave a super lengthy answer that included talk of a rhino. I asked him again the next day and he said, "When you are in Ethiopia and you get thirsty and then you lay in your crib." So clearly we get adoption.
Here's a few other classics from the last few days...
Superman praying before lunch on a rainy day: "God, thanks for watering the grass..."
And my favorite after a kiss from Jon: "You kissin your bruther??!?"
S: "l..l..l Starts with a l"
Me: "lemon?"
"no, it's flatter"
"a lid?"
"nope. It's bumpy and smooth."
"lettuce?"
"Yep!"
Sometimes he has real comical answers to my questions.
Me: "Why do fish live in water?"
S: "Because they don't have feet."
I also asked him what adoption meant and he gave a super lengthy answer that included talk of a rhino. I asked him again the next day and he said, "When you are in Ethiopia and you get thirsty and then you lay in your crib." So clearly we get adoption.
Here's a few other classics from the last few days...
Superman praying before lunch on a rainy day: "God, thanks for watering the grass..."
And my favorite after a kiss from Jon: "You kissin your bruther??!?"
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